sir-k-of-vaudeville
sir-k-of-vaudeville:

scatha5:

sir-k-of-vaudeville:

akitymh:

guywithnowitt:

akitymh:

sir-k-of-vaudeville:

astoundingbeyondbelief:

ohgodhesloose:

pyrosbastionofmetaphysicalmayhem:

FUCKING THANK YOU!

A fast and loose fantasy classification guideline.

So Death Ghidorah and Kaiser Ghidorah are dragons but King Ghidorah’s a wyvern? Well, my world is shattered.

Heeeeey scatha5 ~

Bullshit. Dragons can have a Wyvern Body type.

Dosen’t it mainly depend on the culture?

I suppose, but really, dragon and dragon-like figures cover the world. But in the old world, pretty much both of these are dragons.

Plus Wyverns and Dragons being different is a very contemporary post DnD notion.
Back in the day, they were one and the same.

OH BOY.  This argument again!
Wyverns are a very, very specific SUBSET of dragons.  They had very LITERAL GUIDELINES.
1.  Had to have only two legs and two wings.
2.  Had to have NO firebreathing capability. 
3.  HAD TO HAVE a poison stinger on the tail.
and 4., Most important of all, THEY HAD TO BE SPECIFICALLY REFERRED TO AS A GODDAMN WYVERN.  Otherwise it was A GODDAMN DRAGON.
Literally.  Even with all of the first three points, it STILL had to be called a wyvern to be a wyvern.  Otherwise it was a dragon.  Lots of dragons had this body build and were referred to as dragons.  Only those SPECIFICALLY referred to as wyverns were wyverns.
NOW STOP GETTING ME TO ARGUE THIS, SIR K.  YOU JUST DO IT BECAUSE YOU THINK THE CAPSLOCK ABUSE IS FUNNY.



I will get you for this.

sir-k-of-vaudeville:

scatha5:

sir-k-of-vaudeville:

akitymh:

guywithnowitt:

akitymh:

sir-k-of-vaudeville:

astoundingbeyondbelief:

ohgodhesloose:

pyrosbastionofmetaphysicalmayhem:

FUCKING THANK YOU!

A fast and loose fantasy classification guideline.

So Death Ghidorah and Kaiser Ghidorah are dragons but King Ghidorah’s a wyvern? Well, my world is shattered.

Heeeeey scatha5 ~

Bullshit. Dragons can have a Wyvern Body type.

Dosen’t it mainly depend on the culture?

I suppose, but really, dragon and dragon-like figures cover the world. But in the old world, pretty much both of these are dragons.

Plus Wyverns and Dragons being different is a very contemporary post DnD notion.

Back in the day, they were one and the same.

OH BOY.  This argument again!

Wyverns are a very, very specific SUBSET of dragons.  They had very LITERAL GUIDELINES.

1.  Had to have only two legs and two wings.

2.  Had to have NO firebreathing capability. 

3.  HAD TO HAVE a poison stinger on the tail.

and 4., Most important of all, THEY HAD TO BE SPECIFICALLY REFERRED TO AS A GODDAMN WYVERN.  Otherwise it was A GODDAMN DRAGON.

Literally.  Even with all of the first three points, it STILL had to be called a wyvern to be a wyvern.  Otherwise it was a dragon.  Lots of dragons had this body build and were referred to as dragons.  Only those SPECIFICALLY referred to as wyverns were wyverns.

NOW STOP GETTING ME TO ARGUE THIS, SIR K.  YOU JUST DO IT BECAUSE YOU THINK THE CAPSLOCK ABUSE IS FUNNY.

I will get you for this.

sir-k-of-vaudeville
sir-k-of-vaudeville:

akitymh:

guywithnowitt:

akitymh:

sir-k-of-vaudeville:

astoundingbeyondbelief:

ohgodhesloose:

pyrosbastionofmetaphysicalmayhem:

FUCKING THANK YOU!

A fast and loose fantasy classification guideline.

So Death Ghidorah and Kaiser Ghidorah are dragons but King Ghidorah’s a wyvern? Well, my world is shattered.

Heeeeey scatha5 ~

Bullshit. Dragons can have a Wyvern Body type.

Dosen’t it mainly depend on the culture?

I suppose, but really, dragon and dragon-like figures cover the world. But in the old world, pretty much both of these are dragons.

Plus Wyverns and Dragons being different is a very contemporary post DnD notion.
Back in the day, they were one and the same.

OH BOY.  This argument again!
Wyverns are a very, very specific SUBSET of dragons.  They had very LITERAL GUIDELINES.
1.  Had to have only two legs and two wings.
2.  Had to have NO firebreathing capability. 
3.  HAD TO HAVE a poison stinger on the tail.
and 4., Most important of all, THEY HAD TO BE SPECIFICALLY REFERRED TO AS A GODDAMN WYVERN.  Otherwise it was A GODDAMN DRAGON.
Literally.  Even with all of the first three points, it STILL had to be called a wyvern to be a wyvern.  Otherwise it was a dragon.  Lots of dragons had this body build and were referred to as dragons.  Only those SPECIFICALLY referred to as wyverns were wyverns.
NOW STOP GETTING ME TO ARGUE THIS, SIR K.  YOU JUST DO IT BECAUSE YOU THINK THE CAPSLOCK ABUSE IS FUNNY.

sir-k-of-vaudeville:

akitymh:

guywithnowitt:

akitymh:

sir-k-of-vaudeville:

astoundingbeyondbelief:

ohgodhesloose:

pyrosbastionofmetaphysicalmayhem:

FUCKING THANK YOU!

A fast and loose fantasy classification guideline.

So Death Ghidorah and Kaiser Ghidorah are dragons but King Ghidorah’s a wyvern? Well, my world is shattered.

Heeeeey scatha5 ~

Bullshit. Dragons can have a Wyvern Body type.

Dosen’t it mainly depend on the culture?

I suppose, but really, dragon and dragon-like figures cover the world. But in the old world, pretty much both of these are dragons.

Plus Wyverns and Dragons being different is a very contemporary post DnD notion.

Back in the day, they were one and the same.

OH BOY.  This argument again!

Wyverns are a very, very specific SUBSET of dragons.  They had very LITERAL GUIDELINES.

1.  Had to have only two legs and two wings.

2.  Had to have NO firebreathing capability. 

3.  HAD TO HAVE a poison stinger on the tail.

and 4., Most important of all, THEY HAD TO BE SPECIFICALLY REFERRED TO AS A GODDAMN WYVERN.  Otherwise it was A GODDAMN DRAGON.

Literally.  Even with all of the first three points, it STILL had to be called a wyvern to be a wyvern.  Otherwise it was a dragon.  Lots of dragons had this body build and were referred to as dragons.  Only those SPECIFICALLY referred to as wyverns were wyverns.

NOW STOP GETTING ME TO ARGUE THIS, SIR K.  YOU JUST DO IT BECAUSE YOU THINK THE CAPSLOCK ABUSE IS FUNNY.

tyrantisterror

tyrantisterror:

scatha5:

scatha5:

tyrantisterror:

scatha5:

tyrantisterror:

The Hobbit movie(s) should have been to The Lord of the Rings movies what Guardians of the Galaxy was to the Avengers, and I’ll forever be pissed that the people who made them didn’t take that risk.

You and I, TT. We share…

Do we need a “Show me on the doll where the movie touched you” moment, TT?

No, we need a take the ring to Mount Doom and cast it into the fire moment.

The ring in this case is a blu-ray of The Desolation of Smaug.

Well I ain’t gonna be Boromir.

tyrantisterror

scatha5:

tyrantisterror:

scatha5:

tyrantisterror:

The Hobbit movie(s) should have been to The Lord of the Rings movies what Guardians of the Galaxy was to the Avengers, and I’ll forever be pissed that the people who made them didn’t take that risk.

You and I, TT. We share…

Do we need a “Show me on the doll where the movie touched you” moment, TT?

tyrantisterror

tyrantisterror:

scatha5:

tyrantisterror:

The Hobbit movie(s) should have been to The Lord of the Rings movies what Guardians of the Galaxy was to the Avengers, and I’ll forever be pissed that the people who made them didn’t take that risk.

You and I, TT.  We share a brain on this.

You sharing my hatred makes me feel sane.

I mean, the first one was ok!  It had fun stuff and made sense from a story telling standpoint, added things without taking away, and didn’t feel like a massive middle finger to my love of the book!

Then the second one came out.

gerdkinerf

poppypicklesticks:

madehimsaycomfychairs:

atelierevzimus:

continueplease:

konoto:

whatthefawxblogs:

dek-says-so:

cute-bird-dad:

cauda-pavonis:

pronouncedlab-eth:

lcheeseboy:

I was volunteering at a booksale when I ran across this and just…

Submitted to me by mrsrhettbutler

uh…those arms…you’re all thinking that, right…?

i feel like we’re all just kind of reblogging it in a circle and looking at each other uneasily like, waiting for someone to finally give in and yell it out in the reply chain

ROBO-DILDO.

you held out as long as you could, i’m sure.

Dildobot

Edward Dildo-arms

DOMO ARIGATO FISTO ROBOTO

I SPAT OUT MY WATER ON THE LAST COMMENT FUCK

"hold me"

"i can’t…. but there are better things I can do with my arms"